@dragonfang18: Is there a chance the track could bend?

@Bark28: Smelly news, everybody!

@Holyelephant: "This weekend I married my friends."

@HeroOfTomorrow-you're holding it wrong.: uniVersal Life Church

@Dr. What?: Pizza for I. C. Weiner...

@minibeardeath: I believe Eriamjh's point was that a law that bans only handheld cell calls while driving, or bans only video calls while driving, misses the bigger picture, no pun intended. The problem isn't cell phones, or video phones, but distracted driving.

@dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: Indeed, if only there was some sort of Government Motors company.

Step 1: Drive Toward ATM.

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