Shut-tle your mouth. ¬¬

These wheels look slightly 928-ish.

Let me run TOWARDS the accident with my super sturdy umbrella.

Cool as truck (yeah, I did it).

Roll cage? Amazing, yeah. But those seats and seatbelts? Their bodies NEVER change position as the things in the back "seat" do. Astonishing.

Whoa. I've always wanted to know what the yellow-y, circular, odd-looking thing was. I remember seeing it on illustrations and photos of this astonishing Porsche. And I still don't know. I can identify the turbo, the distributor and the exhausts, but that's it. :(

Great article. I seriously hope you struck a nerve somewhere and more and more information starts pouring.

Jackpot. The journal had a nice, meaty article on the VW driving simulator, with diagrams and everything. Happily, our own Raphael knows enough German to translate for me, which means that I can now confirm that, yes, Volkswagen had what may have been the worlds's most advanced, non-military driving simulator. Without…

Nasty.

Sweet damn.

Some people think the Porsche 917 is scary. Others think the 930 is scary. What happens when you combine the two? You get the 917/30 – an opened top, Can-Am race car that made over 1,500 hp out of a turbocharged, air-cooled flat-12, and weighed under one ton.

The team eventually had to drop out because of transmission issues, but if I recall correctly they were able to go a few hundred mile more with their makeshift repair."

Fantastic.

You bastard. Good on you, man! What an anecdote! Did you get the chance to actually seat inside the McLaren?

With those horrible green teeth, doesn't surprise me. I mean, with all the money he earns, couldn't he have a yearly cleanup? Fergadseik! And I do like the guy, mind you. But those teeth! Ugh!

Openly AND truthfully.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

I wanna slide my ass over that sweet, sweet hood wearing a red vest jacket and exclaim "This is heavy".

But for those of you who can't watch my latest video due to draconian workplace restrictions, the kind of workplace restrictions that limit how often you can go to the bathroom and with whom, please allow me to tell you all about my new PT Cruiser.

But that WAS sarcasm, right? /s