Now that you've made me think, it should be. 30 years old, derelict, underpowered by todays standards... and yet, it has the cargo bay to hold that cool slide-out trolley where the packs were stored and a long enough roof to carry all the other paraphernalia.

I know it's a comedy, but c'mon. ¬¬

This move was as cute as the Miata he's driving. I'm still smiling! Adorable!

"Here, have a harder time not seeing backwards for a second or two! That'll teach you!"

I chose to believe this is true.

Which Mercury?

Yes, please!

Tru dat. I never liked either of them.

Shut. The. Hell. Up. ¬¬

It's the damn Batman. He could ride a goddamn pogo stick and it would STILL be cool.

swoon

As you may know, I'm weirdly obsessed with vehicle lighting systems. It's unhealthy. My wife has made me leave my collection of marker lights in the closet when we're, um, intimate. But still, I feel there's things I need to address. Like cornering lights.

Sound, bullet-proof logic.

Father of large families that own Honda Oddyseys invariably flash lights and turn on left blinkers on highway fast lanes.

These guys should step out their minvans and remember what they look like:

There's a fair amount of examples of this, and often those cars most stuck were ones originally designed to be something very different. The PT Cruiser and Scion xB, for example, were intended to be fun, youth-oriented cars, and both ended up being cars of choice for the AARP crowd.

Contact!

Or the ones who simulate your elderly slow reflexes. That should be a blast!

She's a feminist... ?

And in my head, it's spoken by Hugh Grant circa Bridget Jones.

In the mold of classic '60s roadsters with their oval grilles and round, simple headlights the Nissan Figaro has quite an adorable face.

I just wanna pinch it's adorable baby cheeks. Don't you?

Sorry, I meant "yours". And what color was it? I'm thinking red or white.

What did your look like? Do you have a photo?