"rolling sarcophagus"... whoa.

-103,158 C6 Corvettes for for loss of low-beam headlamps.

Now, just to clarify, we don't hate all auto-boxes, as there are a few out there that are plum amazing. But when the choice is presented as a 3- or even 4-speed traditional hydraulic slusher with no manual interaction other than sliding the lever back and forth at the start and end of any trip, well that's almost like…

It's not unusual...

Wow, how long will it take to assemble all of these?

Those phat wheels, gawd. So sexed-up.

But... but... those accents!

If it doesn't I will blame you then. I wanna see thos knockoffs in TG style so bad.

What's that car on the road shoulder?

Dat amazing wedge shape. I absolutely ADORE this car and its design. Those round back lights, the way the front and back covers open up... THIS is thinking outside of the box. I love the Lancia Stratos.

And now I kinda hate you...

Why They're Cool: The 810 was the first car to feature retractable headlights, and when the car debuted in 1935, combined with the then-revolutionary styling on the rest of the car, they caused quite a splash. The lights were operated individually by hand cranks on the dashboard, so in theory they could be raised and…

MADISON, JESUS CHRIST, ARE YOU TEXTING WITH THAT BOY WHO SENT YOU A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS? I TOLD YOU NEVER TO TEXT THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER AGAIN — OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY, PLEASE DON'T EVER SAY MOTHERFUCKER, OR TELL YOUR MOM I SAID THAT, WE'LL ALL BE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE —

Why, oh why, won't more car sellers operate like you do? Take their job seriously and make a profit where there is one to make, not just slightly clean (I mean, your cleaning list of products and processes is seriously impressive) and cosmetically hide sometimes potential issues and problems?

My kingdom for that dash cam recording.

Is that... his shoe?

I thought it was an Afro.

When it comes to small cheap convertibles, Italians have done it a billion times, and it's a brilliant concept. Forget the Geo Metro Cabrio, the Spark would be in a different league. Cheap fun sells!

I'd get in, EVEN if the candy had razors in it.

Odd face and strange proportions, but excellent execution.