Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

Ah yes, I'll never forget that time I went slow-dancing and tombstone'd the fuck out of my date.

Must have been nice to have a Thursday off for a change.

And up to 220 pounds or so.

Sorry, I'm still confused. If all those books are on his desk, then what the hell is he sitting on?

The final Florida drive made Les Miles look like Bear Bryant

You know who else wants to know? Cubans.

So I'm just going to put you down for a shank.

Selig: And here to claim what should now rightfully be considered his own, the 2011 MVP award, Dodgers center fielder Matt Kemp!

It was even funnier when Jimmy had Jordanny Valdespin do this and he called that kid a cocksucker after he criticized his plate discipline.

Maybe it's a bad picture, but Chuuuck1 sure outkicked his coverage.

My god. The de-facto stars are back with this comment approval granting power.

JW, why are you only addressing white males when males of all races are guilty of a lot of this? K thx

@lindywest why 'white' males not just males?

Nice to see JR Smith is taking up journalism.

coincidentally, i have the same chance of 69ing with her as any other woman on that list.

He's a beautiful, beautiful man and it's worth pointing out that Chelsea's best defense by goals allowed and +/- includes him in it.

So he was right.

Who would even want Sara Pallin as a boyfriend?

+300