Would you agree to classify the perspective as cynical-depressive? Observant, somewhat accurate, but hopeless. That's the best I can come up with tonight.

You must be fun at dinner parties.

Since it's not really a secret, I'll break "code" and somewhat confirm your suspicions. The majority of my friends that use/have used online dating sites mainly do so in order to more easily secure hook ups. From what I understand, it is fairly efficient in that pursuit. In my younger years, I may have been tempted to…

I just had a friend apply to and gain acceptance to several Oz universities last year for similar reasons. Her manfriend's student visa was coming up and there was no way that they were getting married right away or breaking up. She's had a blast down there and seems to like Oz grad school. You'll have to figure out…

As a Hawks fan, I'm still pissed about Marvin Williams. I am forever biased against one year wonders with limited freshman resumes. Maybe my thinking misses out on a rough gem every now and then, but it's almost too much to take when a lottery pick busts.

Did anyone watch Strikeforce tonight? I'm watching now on DVR. The first fight was an embarrassment. Who taps on punches?

It's like Angels doing a delightful ballet dance on your sack. Unless you OD on it or accidentally use the foot powder Gold Bond in which case it's like Archangels doing a sadistic, flaming Riverdance on them.

This comment is so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.

The Governator thinks that these should be standard all over Cali.

Mainly because a vast majority of the population either is not a citizen or is one but desires secession. What was that slogan again? "It's like a whole other country".

Oh damn. He died in September 2003, which was not long after I graduated college and thus ceased learning anything important. Thanks for the correction!

He is standard Colonialism 101. You are not wrong. On the other hand, HE might be a bit off base and dickish, but he is definitely getting some sweet royalties for his work from college kids.

@merila Agreed that it is just as beautiful w/o the cannabis, but honestly, I never understood impressionism until after a bit of the "white rhino", a couple of Parliaments and a canal-side stroll over to the Rijksmuseum. The resulting haze really helped me connect with Van Gogh and his buddies...or maybe I just got…

This is also why none of us give a flying fuck when a "real" journalist takes a swipe at the alleged plague of inferiority brought about by these newfangled bloggers and their damned Interwebz that spread lies and nonsense. The truth is that if you are trying to avoid dumb writing, check the box score. Otherwise,…

Damn Dan Uggla is perhaps the biggest disappointment since the "whiskey dick" episode I had with a (former) UT cheerleader.

Seriously. How many times do girls come fuck with your hair, or the buttons on your shirt or your hat or whatever. This is just playground rules for adults. It used to be pulling on pigtails, now it's a 'lefthanded' compliment to break the ice and get some emotions to the fore. Effective and not going away for both…

Please see below posts for examples of ugly projection and jealousy. It's really kind of schadenfreude in a weird way. I'm happier because I realized I'm not as sad as some of you. How can you possibly expect her to relate to your "real world". Her reality is televised and her darkest hours won't revolve around trying…

Somebody call the amberlampz...

@whitesycamore Let me make this really easy, so it doesn't lead to internet fights. Meet girl with a sad, sad backstory who lives with her grandparents. Now, said girl gets knocked up by some 17 year old guy. No money exchanges hands, he is a dropout . How did she get the money to pay for the aforementioned rent,…

@LostBedStuy It's really exhausting to examine such huge tracts of land in such detail. Refreshments are a must. Congrats on being tiny with rockin' boobs (unless you are one of the people in this/every comment section who is more ambivalent about their gift/curse).