Ray Guy.

“Perhaps you were unaware that they defeated literally every other team in the NFL.”

When no team is good enough to seize the ring, they should just vacate the Super Bowl and give the ring to me for safekeeping.

Its my civic duty to inform that the vehicle looks like a lambo.

Authorities recovered a list made by the caller entitled Ways To Make Money:

Rob can rest easy. If treachery is a foot Rex always springs into action.

No big deal since it was in Taiwan but there would be riots if he was blocked in India

I gotta be honest, it’s stupid as shit but yeah, if I were a billionaire I’d build a 50 foot statue of myself overlooking everything. I’d put that shit on top of a building and have a deadman switch installed, so that when I kicked it, the statue would fall 80 stories and hopefully crush a bunch of people who came to…

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

The refs had Illinois giving 45

This is what happens when try to divide 84 in 99. You get a remainder.

Close, it’s almost burfict.

That’s some pretty good Steelers cosplay.

Step 1: Connect to the car in question.

Jesus how does this not have more stars (and bars).

Do these Cardinals fans responses count as reading a book?

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.