Being white makes you an expert on everything. Being white is the fucking tits.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Finebaum would still have cried fowl

You and the “neutral doctors” both.

“Sean Taylor will miss 2-4 weeks with a minor laceration suffered at his home...”

If only Teddy Bridgewater played for the Jags, he’d be starting week 1.

So it turns out these “neutral doctors" were, in fact, a bunch of Jags.

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!

When the lightskinned brothers start attacking each other, we’ve truly lost all hope. We were supposed to be a team!

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

I think the only person who loves flags more than Brees is Brandon Browner.

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

“Some artists need to play a character to achieve success,” said Jimmy.

I think this is a terribly unfair criticism of Drake. Sure he “said” it but he almost certainly didn’t write it.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Tony Romo needs to being seeing Dr. Bornstein, he’ll be the second fittest person in the world if he does.

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

He beat everyone to that clarification.