Carmelo goes to a favela to see how the underclass lives without incident while 32 year old frat boy Locknut pisses on Brazil and run home spewing bullshit.

whatever

[Conger] “we just blew our savings on hookers and blow. This doesn’t !look good on us.”

I’m assuming this is how it really went.

Ouch, that’s gonna be a 3 tenths deduction.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.”

You can't be serious. Next you’re going to tell us that Roger Goodell hears appeals of his own punishments.

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

*eyes widen. Monocle drops into teacup.*

But he was the glue that held the team together!

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

The cover on the front is to prevent it from seeing pedestrians and attacking them, right?

Whoa. 200 meters, really? I don’t know about beautiful, but just by the description, I’m gonna say... yeah, that’s a big-ass butterfly.

This was the play that got Saints fans the hardest last year. Don’t believe me:

This year, like every year, I'll draft 9 Saints wide-outs on my fantasy team, and the one WR I didn't draft - some 5'8" shithead from Pascagoula State - will get all of Brees' throws. I hate this team.

+1 for sneaking past the greys.

I have been waiting for months for this game. What does this say about our nation as a whole? Honestly, I try to stay out of politics as you all know but this is enough. I am tired of the innuendo and the behaviors of the nfl elites that run the nfl. We must fire Goodell and hire Jane Goodall as commissioner. Only way…

the surface was, however, deemed perfectly acceptable for the women’s world cup.