Because I’m an idiot.

I mean, what you really probably need is a truck, but when your neighbor offers to sell you his 2005 Porche 911 with 30,000 miles on it for $5000, that is what you buy.

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

As a bald guy who’s been fat since grade school, let me say two things:

Get a room you two.

“their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard”

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

I’ve got no plans to go nowhere.

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

Anything less would have been pandaring.

If ursine a contract with someone, you better be prepared to honor it.

The problem is that the lawyers’ motives are Polar opposites.

This is such a grizzly situation.

Looks like Baylor couldn't bear to be exposed.

I liked it when he tried to steal the orange crop report.

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

Washington D.C. (Politico): After weeks of debate and a deadlocked Senate President Richard Sherman finally passed his stadium reform bill by having VP Marshawn Lynch cast the deciding vote. “When it came down to what to do it was a no-brainer to have Marshawn carry it across the goal,” the President said afterwards.