Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

Best joint ever.

I’ll always feel bad for Klay Thompson. He could have been drafted by the Utah Jazz but for his decision to smoke marijuana. Instead he’s had to labor in anonymity in Oakland all these years.

+1 for having the courage to tell the world you are from cleveland.

Wes Welker doesn’t remember witnessing any wrongdoing under Briles.

this shit is making me laugh uncontrollably

AGAIN with your canine fellatio obsession. Sad!

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I bet he knows some ways to make that dog a little bigger.

Willie Mays looks fuckin’ GREAT!

This is too bad. I was reading Bole’s bio on Boise St’s web site. Seems like a smart kid with interests that extend beyond the football field. He’s an Art History major in fact. Says here, “Many artists fascinate me but if I had to choose I’d say Van Gogh most inspires me.”

He taught him how to cover up multiple rapes. There’s that.

Said Briles: “Originally the University gave me two weeks to decide to resign, but in true Baylor fashion they decided to go ahead and fuck me whether they had my consent or not.”

Yeah, well you can lay the blame for that at the feet of Daimler. It was Wolfgang Bernhard who waltzed in to Auburn Hills with a mandate to take 40% of the cost out of Chrysler Group vehicles. I can't understand why so many people are eager to give nickel-and-Daimler a free pass for their (IMO) malicious mismanagement…

“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

Alternate Headline

“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”

Jesus, this is awful. Thank god he never forgot how to ride a bike.