I have a headache trying to understand those rules.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

No.

+1. Didn’t see that one coming.

And if you happen to be Allen Iverson, just step on over it.

Don’t watch this if you’re Gordon Gund, either.

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

Actually, chrysler originated the design. It’s a take on the ‘letter’ series 300s from the 50s.

damn it. nowhere in the email did it say anything about needing a wire transfer for a flight from Utah to Miami

I see 78 degrees at 11:04, and I question why anybody would want to be near a Heat fan.

You do the old 180 and you spin yourself around, you just killed a crowd

Construction workers on the scaffolding probably thought that they were safe.

Weird, I don’t see a crowd of people nearby. They all must be under the Mustang.

“Even the seats look just as they were when I bought it. They’re not as clean, of course, but they’re not busted or worn out.”

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

Off camera, James Harden’s baby fell down and kept screaming for two.

Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Ridgeline pickup which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she wakes up.