It is really too bad that Cleveland cannot just release that dogshit franchise.

Hard top? C’mon Agent Greer. It’s hot as hell in Dallas today and look at Jackie’s beautiful pink outfit that no one will get to see. Give me a convertible.

Counterpoint: Jay Glazer refers to himself as “Glaze?”

I'm sure all the unemployed people watching ESPN in the middle of the day fell for it too.

Is that a floppy drive underneath the GPS? :P

Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.

As Titans fans, we should always be sad.

Already is “probing” in the picture.

All the while, Brian Hoyer will be clueless this is all happening, as even his newspapers get intercepted now.

Wonder what Bubby Brister is up to....

As soon as I saw the photo, I only thought one thing...

“Damnit, Bobby.”

Where can you buy an incredibles jersey? I’m.....asking for a friend.

I think someone’s Sega Genesis controller got disconnected.

Child: (Feels scars from last fight)

“McGregor: “I should create my own belt because I am, in myself, my own belt. It doesn’t matter weight. It doesn’t matter if it’s a featherweight, the lightweight, the welterweight, it’s the McGregor belt, so that’s it. I’m fighting for my own belt.”

Even with DMX out of the limelight, good to see Ruff Ryders still going strong.

I hope you die in two of every fire.

Hey hey hey. I don’t like the arc of this story. New Athletic Director Noah Whitman couldn’t even wait 40 days and 40 nights to measure Cubit’s development. Not a great way for the program to stay afloat.

Maybe he didn’t like the tree’s bark.

School Commissioner - “Broom handle? So I assume some sweeping changes are in order.”