But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

It doesn’t matter who’s in the driver’s seat, this organization just crashes head on into a bridge embankment everytime.

He died as he lived. Burning gas.

Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Plus-one-you-just-made-me-laugh

Sor-ry-but-it’s-Na-tion-wide.

How are the Rams not considered to be a lock for Hard Knocks? That seems like such an obvious move, basically as a two month hype video for NFL in LA. Why would the NFL not choose them?

Sean Payton: Do we get paid extra for Hard Knocks?

He was hauling ass!

I don’t think you really Earnhardt this star but I’m Gordon to give it to you anyways.

They certainly aren’t beating around the Busch when it comes to their feelings about this.

These sound like Petty race fans.

Hey, everybody!

I just got fired for having my dick out against my work pc monitor. I really need to read the articles more thorough.

but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands

I don’t understand why people are freaked out about global warming. Every year, the earth either gets warmer, or it gets colder, 50/50. Since it’s gotten warmer the last few years, we have a good chance next year it’ll get colder!

Talking shit about analytics in basketball is no big deal, but talking shit about analytics in baseball means all out WAR.