When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Took me at least three reads to conclude that he was talking about his kids, not (a) about a threesome or (b) maintaining a few girls on the side.

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

you’d think this much angst over a single cam would’ve been covered by jalopnik

APPLES & EXTRA SUGAR CUBES IN THE STABLES TONIGHT!

I don’t even want to know what Papa John is doing to his bowel. Oh, and then there’s the pizza.

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

Leave Sly and the family alone.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

Meesa takin’ her tosa to the cleaners.

Not-so-sweet Dee

Thirst Level: Marco Rubio

Really? I didn’t see Whitlock on-screen at 0:31.

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS?

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

The NFL Can’t Stop Pandering At Women

Seems completely unnecessary. If you really want to watch the Browns practice playing football you can just go to one of their games.