It sad that all of these comments basically have to come with disclaimers.

Pffffft, what a bunch of rubes. Everybody knows it was created by the RNC to create a medical scare in South America that would frighten U.S. Americans in to increasing border security and thinking that a wall between the US and Mexico isn’t the dumbest idea we’ve ever heard. Get us thinking that illegal immigrants…

#notallathletes

I think the mane reason is because of the lion’s pride.

So did the perps!

Oh for f***’s sake, it can’t be that old, I saw it in the god-damn theatre!

+1 = 50

Why the fuck are there all these 50's around here? This is the home of the goddamned FORTY-NINERS!

You shouldn’t take a hammer to your iPhone, it voids the warran-

If ‘Megatron’ keeps his word, that leaves his career numbers as follows: 83* touchdowns on 731* receptions for 11,619* yards.

Caldwell responded to the announcement with a stare into the middle distance.

I don’t have any friends. Stop making assumptions, dipshit.

Hope he’s Lion! -The Detroit front office

Thanks for getting the obligatory reference to your fantasy football team that nobody gives a crap about out of the way.

Seriously, nobody cares about your fantasy team except for you and your friends all roll their eyes when you talk about it

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

There must be something in the water up there.

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

Somehow, someway, this is Kevin Love’s fault.

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

Congratulations, Los Angeles Chargers fans! 30 years from now, after the owner with the initials “D.S.” who moved the team from San Diego to make it LA’s second team is forced out of his ownership on account of his being an insufferable racist asshole, your team will make the playoffs 5+ years in a row! Sure, you’ll…