Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

Dismissing a redshirt senior from the team? Wow, that’s real action!

I like this guy.

Well that’s a change, for once he can’t get a penalty for a defensive play.

“When you’ve got her there, naked and in bed and looking at you with a lust that cannot be described, you’re gonna want to just dive in and go for it. But the smart play at that point, really, is to ask her if she’d be okay if you banged her sister instead.”

- Pete Carroll

Panther fans should be thrilled. The Redskins were shockingly acting like idiots, and their stupidity could provide the motivation to push Carolina to an undefeated 9-1 record.

This Lambo

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

The Kings really are fucked, but they’ve been in town for 30 years so at least we know it wasn’t by the mayor.

“I definitely think he took a step forward’’

“The referees may have missed the blatant travel, but at least they caught the goaltending. One out of two ain’t bad.”

3/5?

Tomorrow is Kaepernick’s birthday, for god’s sake!

So you’re saying my friend's cousin does not make $88/hour working from home?

While fake Twitter accounts tickle the funny bone of some they're the Achilles heel of quick reporting journalists.

Sad to see curling have a domestic abuse scandal of its own.

Nooo! Not my $11!

+3/5

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready