I knew there would be at least one person with his fingers on the pulse of California High School Football.

He’s the boyfriend who the female lead leaves for the nerd.

Man, I wish at least one (or three) of the emails referenced this. That would be some good information that I am definitely learning for the first time in the comments.

They couldn’t even find a proper skyline to put on the fucking team’s draft hats this year. That’s the Miami skyline. That is just the saddest thing. I give up.

We all know that there are no real Jags fans and you made those emails up, Drew.

That truck advertised for on AutoTraitor.com.

Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on COTD! My award to you is a truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she changes out of that bikini.

Is Clint Sessions gonna have to choke a bitch?

Maybe Farmer is just a lonely guy who likes connecting with people through texts. If only there was a place for people like him. Where he wouldn’t be lonely. Like a website for Farmers who are lonely. He doesn’t have to be lonely, you know. Oh, well.

This GIF never gets old. With each viewing, something new is learned. This time I noticed that these guys are way too happy about beating lowly Buffalo at home.

That unexpected loss, with the Browns sitting atop the AFC North at 6-3, was the beginning of the end of the 2014 season.

People ARE upset about it! That’s what people don’t get nor seem to care. You honestly believe that people in the black neighborhoods are doing nothing to stop these crimes. There have been programs on top of programs trying to stop the violence, people have been KILLED trying to help. Let’s be real, white people…

Stephen A. has longstanding contempt for perpetrators of black-on-black crime.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

Still, I suppose we can take some solace in the fact that Goodell and the rest of the league must hate the fact the Packers have to release this information to the pits of their cold, dead hearts.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments:

Aw hell yeah, WYTS is back! Everybody dance!

Some people are fans of the Tampa Bay Bucs. Many of them are strippers. The rest are very old.

Why your team sucks is back! YASSSSSSS!!!