I feel like this could be taken as shots fired in a glorious pizza chain war that could carry on for months, if not years. You deliver a pizza to our pizza joint, so we send our employees undercover to pose as asshole customers and make ridiculous demands. They spike our water supply, so we burn down their city hall.

Counter: Fucke That.

My mom always said that if I couldn’t say anything nice about someone, don’t say anything at all. I say the following about Kyle Busch:

You mean Watt, the commissioner of the no fun police department? Why don’t you go crawl back into the hole where everyone acts surprised when a black athlete is articulate. You guys can have marathon viewing sessions of pre integration baseball.

Fuck JJ Watt

So, basically, we need more honkeys in sports!

That’s not even accurate. Watt is a demonic, arrogant, fucking turd who thinks he’s better that he is, and he’s really fucking good. That’s how arrogant he is.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

“What’s beating Floyd Mayweather like?”

Sons of the Confederacy are really upping their recruiting game

It combines class winning and leading, you know, technology and stuff. With vibrations powered by Hitachi.

Well if there’s one thing we’ve learned from this Tweet it’s that Jayson Williams is now on Mia Khalifa’s payroll.

Can’t believe she didn’t go for the :eyes: emoji!

Way to bury the lede: Mia Khalifa is on T-Mobile.

Who’s dick game is A1

I think they know the “block” function doesn’t generate free publicity.

A1?!? And here I am embarrassed about my 2 and a half....

- Shep McAllister, Commerce Team

I think it’d be more effective if they just plugged him in, but what do I know.