SMDH

He’s about to sue the hell out of that hospital though.

Wait, does this not break HIPAA?

Has more first names than points in his stance.

They both own a majority of their respective teams. Everyone knows minority owners are better dancers.

“While you’re in Texas, watch out for rapists and, I assume, some good people.”

This Heroes reboot sounds dumb as shit.

5. Profits!

Pretty evil on Mettenberger’s part. The real master plan:

A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. Time to attack the day.

Day: What the fuck did I do?

Wow, surprised Watt has an Internet connection in his cabin in the woods.

I'm getting pretty tired of JJ Watt's schtick.

A large man who unironically considers himself a lion living amongst sheep is not the kind of person you want to upset.

Sure, LeBron seemingly has Dan Gilbert by the balls here, but at least the roles are reversed when it comes to LeBron’s mortgage.

WTHI - What the Hell, Indiana? I thought you were going to air that piece AFTER Lamarcus made his decision public.

Who knew that Lance Stephenson was the glue that kept this team together.

I like to launch horizontally.

So Kanye was right? Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai?