A doofus dumb enough to think that transferring millions of dollars willy nilly from bank account to bank account wouldn’t draw the attention of authorities

Feel free to use that one whenever.

“Mr. Gilbert, Lebron has opted out of the last year of his deal with us.”

They represent the three different kinds of teenagers. Far right: politely folds his clothes and puts them away. Middle: FUCK YOU MOM, I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE LAUNDRY. and far left “Lol, I am way too stoned to fold this pillowcase”.

He’s probably just upset that he couldn’t get the number he wanted.

He’s like..........

The only truly elite emoji is the smiley poop emoji.

Emmett Smith is just confused how De’Andre Johnson was able to get out from his Texans contract and have another year of college eligibility.

Or, as he’s known in Tallahassee, “The polite one.”

Punched her right in the pussy.

They are Bulls fans after all...

Fuck Claudio Barbosa. Asshole turning a couple of small thunderstorms into a self-glorifying Tweet regarding his religion.

They look like they’re from a commercial starring basketball players, but couldn’t afford the rights fees to use NBA uniforms.

Lock him and Marlins Guy in a room and tell them you’re not opening the door until one of them is dead. Then shoot whichever one comes out.

He totally should have passed on the speech.

Delonte West out there like, “Beastmode stole my move”

I hope this gives Cowherd a heart attack.

When the reporter turned to Marshawn and asked him what his mother’s influence meant to him, he answered “I’m thankful”.

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