Didn’t you hear the man? Nothing. Not even that.

How oddly appropriate that Snyder has chosen to leave behind him a trail of tiers.

That’s a pretty good disguise, but someday the authorities will catch up to you for killing those five hookers.

It’s like Bosnia & Herzegovina.

Cam Newton Imprisoned Next Five Years By Panthers

Hopefully it was Rohan Davey, especially since my friend is an A&M grad and the Aggies have had LSU dicks in their mouths since joining the SEC.

bitch was asking for it.

#NotAllPrinces

It’s pretty fucked up that this guy’s being given all the responsibility for this. I mean, just look at how the victim’s dressed.

Riley Curry: 2015 Postgame Champion.

I used to live in Fort Worth, so I started browsing the same news site and came across this gem:

Are you sure? Have you ever seen them photographed together? Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

I live in Houston and pray every day that he becomes embroiled in a PED or gay sex scandal because it would be hilarious to see these people flip their shit.

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHY YOU COME HERE!!!

#pedstrong

It was, but only because his daughter just asked for a lotioning up. BE RIGHT THERE, BROOKE, BROTHER! WHATCHUGONNADO WHEN HULKAMANIA IS RUBBING LOTION ON YOUUUUU!!!

Because he makes up for his lack of skill by going 100% all the time. It is like when Patrick Beverly hurt Westbrook. The marginal players are always doing crazy crap.

*pours out a coffee creamer in remembrance*

Still hurts.

Who cares if the Playoffs are rigged? It’s still real to me, dammit!