“Sit down! You know, that’s not Obama.”

well, if she’s scared of big angry black people, she really did not choose an appropriate saturday night activity

I think you have this confused. She’s clearly in fear of her life, as someone with a skin tone darker than mocha is yelling. The struggle is real.

Toyota Center turned into Donut Ghost House with all those boos.

“these nuts!”

I like how they paid homage to the movies with that reverse flying V.

Too much fowl play with those two groups!

“None of these approaches resonated with the Samueli’s vision for a classic but sophisticated update with a color scheme that showed competitive toughness and a tie to Orange County

Not gonna lie, I always liked the goalie mask logo. Its probably because I absolutely loved the Might Ducks movies as a kid and loved when they changed uniforms half way through a game...because ducks fly together.

That one always makes me go nukular.

It’s an invalid impression because it doesn’t include “I don’t like to complain” followed by a complaint.

With all the hack-a-Center and the detestability of the players on both sides (James Hardens’

I am tempted to tweet this to Paul, but I am trying to stay away from being negative: Chris, I am sure the pain you feel now is real, the pain felt by Katrina victims when State Farm DENIED thier claims is 1000 times worse! #Shillforthedevil

I think you broke everything.

That's not gone well...

Uh....

will this do anything to alleviate the view of Winston in the publix eye?

Bill Simmons Fired for Mentioning Balls in Discussion About Balls

The first straw was being a 40-year-old wrestling fan.

It could be worse.