Ha! Jokes on them, Xbox Live has been down all weekend!

[sigh] If only he had completed that degree in Criminal Justice.

UPDATE: Jackson has transferred to Alabama.

You’re wrong.

He could always move to Eagleton and play on the high school team.

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I thought Pierce would be the last guy to stab someone in the back.

likely a reference to the 7-year, $153 million contract that lured Ellsbury to New York.

As a Yankee fan, all I can say is what a gigantic loser and a disgrace to the game of baseball this guy is. I’m really sick of this clown and everything he does. Seriously, get Stephen Drew off the fucking field.

also don’t forget that glen davis, hedo turkoglu and spencer hawes are playing with the bodies of glen davis, hedo turkoglu and spencer hawes.

Don't forget LaMarcus Aldridge has a tear in his thumb and put off surgery to play through it. Also Austin Rivers has an injured sense of pride since that Blake Griffin reenactment

Tim Duncan put up 29/10 on 12-for-15 shooting in his 75th start of the season at age 38.

Roger Goodell signs his name like he just learned cursive.

It will also work if your name is Dr. West Friendship.

My favorite part was when the woman he beat said “congratulations” and he responded back... “congratulations”. Like when the guy tearing your movie ticket tells you to enjoy the show and the only response you can muster is “you too”.

Ya’ll Ready 4 Ted or naw?

Wisconsin's 2nd most famous Teletubby, only behind Tinky Winky

I’ll just say, watching white people ponder why they can’t call black people the “N” word anymore is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Fuck those drunkles.