"This was very cool to see and hear."

"I can't marry you, I'm already married! My husband's name is, um, Joe Smith! He's a baseball player! For the, errr, Los Angeles...Angels...of Anaheim!"

She said her husband is Joe Smith. Sounds like a made-up name.

the thirst is real

Why do both these pictures look like his head is photoshopped onto someone else's body?

+1 slice of gay wedding pizza

Sounds like someone spent their life savings on soup and are trying to justify it.

Fun Fact: It’s now illegal to hold that in Indiana.

Bone broth truthers are the fucking worst.

Call it "tonkotsu", squeeze a couple of tables into a closet and you got yourself a ramen spot where white people instagram their bowls.

so someone’s job was to just sit at a bar basically? I am, if possible, overqualified for that role. where can i sign up??

Danny Ferry: “So a Blackmon walks into a bar...”

They haven’t installed the bases yet either.

Judging from this picture, what is this? A stadium for ants? How can fans enjoy the game if they can’t even fit inside?

The Cubs are now that guy that puts a huge, brand new TV in his shitty-ass unfurnished living room with nowhere to sit.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

"I trusted you."

The other Roddy White hasn't been responsible for any crowd noise since 2012.

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.