"Good line bro, cool if I use that?"- R. Gronkowski

"Who wants to sex, mourning?"
-necrophiliacs

"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…

Those Benson quotes would have been much more reassuring if he hadn't delivered them to a house plant.

Idiots! That's California!

I created a hierarchy totem pole for NASCAR to call cautions based on yesterday's race:

In Louisiana we don't usually let people out very early, either. And he would be spending his time at either Angola or Hunt. Neither are places I would want to spend 9 minutes let alone 9 years.

Good God.

Attendance at Astros games is just fucking soaring.

I'm pretty sure that's just Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio.

Calling Goodell "The NFL's Barney Fife" is some fantastic Baby Boomer smack.

That $13.1 million is most likely out of his reach.

The Jimmy trade isn't that surprising. The guy can only catch. Seattle is the one that wrote the book on how to defend him. He is also prone to dropping the ball. On the flipside of this, the Saints have had terrible O-line play the last couple of years and it shows in Drew Brees's turnovers and forced passes (shitty…

Connect the dots and follow the money, the owner just acquired two thriving paper bag manufacturing concerns.

Stephen A. Smith is going to blow a gasket when learns Chip is bringing in Oklahoma players now.

The last thing the NFL needs from a PR standpoint: more Redskins in the NFC East.

Finally, someone to throw to on the goal line.

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.

+1 Bomb dropped, on me

When you're here, you're str8fam!

Unfortunately the police were unable to make an arrest as nobody wanted to admit to being beat up by the Gap Band.