Hang on. I'm working on it. I'll tell you at recess.

Kalaf: Oooh, roasted!

That means he likes you, you idiot. Can't you take a sign? This is 6th grade all over again.

I don't want to overreact, but....

CJ2AK

You could argue that his career needed one.

My Brazilian friend made $91,666.66 per minute working less than 1 hour! No college degree required. To find out how, just go to this website: www.BigOrangeBBall.EZMoney.com.

I don't know why anyone is doubting Fab Melos smarts, I just checked his basketball-reference page, he played 36 minutes in the NBA and made 3.3 million dollars. Sounds like a genius to me.

Oh man, glad that sticker is there. Thank you NASCAR Race Car sticker, I almost confused Jeff's super fast, 2-door proportioned, side exhaust equipped, gigantic rubber slick wearing race car with the Chevy SS's I see on the street all the time.

C3 PO'ed.

T-minus one week until the Eagles leak out that Shady was in a gang.

Relevant here:

"Hey! I haven't even started sucking yet!"

At least he gave all those poor kids in Houston plenty of time to find a new source of Christmas presents.

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years…

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

"Generations of azaleas's souls will be burning".