I thought you said there was a joke in there somewhere?

If Westbrook craters because of this injury, it's going to put a dent in OKC's playoff hopes.

I'd be happy if he just made Bad Boys sequels for the rest of his career.

Last night, before dozens of fans wearing Rams gear...

Always up to no good.

DRose slips on said water, tears tendon.

Yes, but as we've already seen, Winston is coming in whether he's invited or not.

"How could you let that guy in the building?" - Assistant Manager, Red Lobster

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

This exactly how a deadly assassin would operate; getting the trial to go in their favor. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

Jeff Ireland: Dez, are you ashamed of your grammar?

OK I read Bryant's reply and I can't tell if he is claiming there is not a video, there is a video but he is not ashamed of it or if he's ordering dinner. It is incoherent, and I would expect better from an alum of the esteemed institute of OK State.

Well, if it's worse than the impact from Ray Rice, it must be on par with the impact from the handrail.

Pretty dumb joke as Deadspin is owned by Gawker Media. Hinkie can't actually trade the Deadspin writers.

"This is a nightmare!"

I hope he has a full recovery. But you have to think that if you survive an asteroid collision that massive, eventually it's going to catch up to your health.

Black? SILVER? Shit, man. Best I could get was two Asians.

In all seriousness, best of wishes. Anyone who does this is OK in my book

Pat Riley Just got away with Getting Goran Dragic for the equivalent of a 1983 Chevrolet Chevette and power rangers on laser disc