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More vicodin for Sean Payton
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If you sell a ton of Mary Kay Cabot, is the car orange or pink?

You're thinking of Applebee's.

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

I hate the Seahawks and their frontrunner fans as much as next guy, but your hot take is beyond idiotic.

Some lucky 18-year-old girl will have the privilege tonight.

Me too, but I don't think that's legal anymore.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Tom Brady did not have a particularly season in 2014.

I don't think you know what Social Anxiety Disorder is.

2014 hot take: "Sherman should stop his thuggish behavior!"

Everyone will want to adopt this dog once they realize that every time he opens his mouth a Pez candy comes out.

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

We talk about stuff...

That doesn't look like a corvette to me, but I have an NHRA Pro Stock car, it's faster than a Corvette, so I'm king of the hill now.

No, in that context, the Corvette is better, and I don't understand why it's so hard for so many people to just accept that. It doesn't weigh 4000 lbs., and it's really not "big" either.

Found it guys.

Actually, I kind of care. The world's fastest sedan isn't a BMW M or an AMG or a twin turbo Bentley or a Maserati. It's a Dodge.

My goodness. I don't think this is what the woman had in mind when she asked for a seat with a good view of the rim.

Good Lord, Farooq looks like a bus driver who has "had just about enough of this bullshit!"

The saddest Sons of Anarchy fan club ever.