The guy who missed the onside kick; his mother wished he was never born.

Forget the injuries of Richard Sherman and Aaron Rodgera. Mason Crosby showed true grit making all those kicks with such a bad case of camel toe.

CLEATS MODE

I have it on good authority from a source that the reason he didn't fly to New England is because at the airport, every time the TSA agent tried to pat him down he fell down to the ground backwards.

Clearly, he's uncomfortable covering distances longer than a yard or two.

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.

No. 9:

KB: They got me Jeremy Lin for my final two seasons.

Mario Balotelli uses that same comeback except it's directed at underage girls on Instagram.

"This one guy thought he was going to own Damian". - That's what I thought, too! - Donald Sterling

Thank goodness she got his phone as evidence. Most victims have McNary a clue who their attacker is.

His new number is too long to fit on it.

What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.

I've held different positions, and I keep my spoon in my soup. I don't taste your soup.

Jim Tomsula signs all of his kids' homework, but he doesn't review it closely.

Feel free to pretend like you know all about Jim Tomsula

Wouldn't be the first puppet regime from a LBJ.