They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

A couple things:

But is it "elite?"

I, for one, am completely convinced by a sample size of 3 whole games.

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

That male cheerleader is like something out of a Marines commercial.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

Actually... the dirty little secret about Kyrie Irving is that he moonlights as an older gentleman on the playgrounds, not as has been shown in Pepsi commercials to "school" other pick up players, but instead in hopes of attracting mature, well-red women capable of citing Keats from memory. Also, he collects…

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

Interviewer: Rex, what appealed to you about the Buffalo job?

Pounded, to the ground!

18 years old???? Must be in Lorde years

TCU fans have dubbed him "Kenny Plateau"

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

Dear Stan, I wrote you but you still ain't called/

Word is that negotiations will stall like this until April, as L.A. representatives will not arrive to the bargaining table until the second quarter.

This Saturday on Thursday Night Football, the San Antonio Raiders look to lock up the number one pick while taking on the hapless L.A. Rams in a game with absolutely no playoff implications. Tune in, because you sad, sorry mother fuckers can't get enough!

I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.