"driving and caring for the white party bus"

'It's nice but not ignore-new-england-penalties nice' - Dean Blandino

Operator: Collect call from Thomas. Will you accept the charges?

Blue 42!

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

if twitter is down can the trade even happen?

Going to be fun watching LeBron's hairline disappear as JR Smith jacks up 25 hopeless shots per game. He'll even say to himself "I almost miss Delonte. Almost."

I don't believe it until Broussard has plagiarized it.

Good for the Thunder. They've been missing a presence at SG that takes terrible shots and plays terrible defense since they traded away Harden.

Cowboys getting away with things is nothing new. Look at history: Billy the Kid! Jesse James! That dead-eyed ginger puppet with a terribly offensive slang-name for human feces who sang to children in the 1940's! Not enough concerned parents, that's the real problem! Too much loud music and sex talk! Low pants and…

Blandino: I'd prefer they kept it down.

With Hitchens involved, I figured we'd just get an arrogant denial of the interference's existence and a statement indicating that if you believed that there was interference, you're a simpleton.

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

But don't
Even think that
Nike isn't
Going to issue special Ohio State jerseys that
Have the oak cluster
At a 3-degree angle for the three major scandals where the Buckeyes were
Zapped by the NCAA over the past 60 years.
Investigate Phil Knight and Obama.

You just can't get 8 year olds with a work ethic anymore. Fuck you, Bangladesh.

It a touching tribute to Stuart Scott, each Ohio State player is going to put one Buckeye sticker on just a little bit crooked.

Needle goes in, thread comes out, you can't explain that.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

That "O" on the jersey is nowhere near a 27-degree tilt. This is what the "O" looks like when you drop it into Photoshop and tilt it exactly 27 degrees.