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It's not like the head of NFL officials was seen on the Cowboy's Party bus this past August.

Pete Morelli was reminded that one day he may have to cross the George Washington Bridge. He quickly reconsidered the call.

They also announced a free blanket giveaway. I am so jealous!

I remember when Madden added PSLs to their Owner Mode. So cool! Finally, the thrill of ripping off your fanbase, at your fingertips!

The trick to beating Gucci Mane is punching him when his mouth opens and his shorts fall down.

And that's the moment Shannon and Matt realized someone broke into their house!

Good work bring up some Just-before November stuff from ESPN-loudmouth, Skip Bayless. :^)

Though yes, people did suck the D of the SEC West pretty hard. Ole Miss was obviously overhyped, MSST the same, and Auburn..just.. :( Major sadness.

presented here in Spanish:

Grant, Sherman, Buckeyes: Alabama continues a tradition of losing to guys from Ohio.

This was a Stalin v Hitler matchup, no one wins.

"Christ, Janet, this is why we can't have MARTA"

If those guys were residents of Cobb County, the Braves would move elsewhere.

These Cobb County residents are NOT happy about the new stadium.

"People were beginning to question my hatred of Cleveland during 2014."

Here you go....

Mark, bring the Raiders back to their glory days: just use Ask Madden on every play.

Welcome to Buffalo, Rob Johnson 2.0!

Trestman was unable to be reached for comment as he had gone to the rec center to watch folks swim.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.