Murray: Questionable (Penis)

Big, Dirty, Cheap American Power.

Spray Tan took that photo.

"Baby, I am SO sorry - let me make it up to you."

The texts he posted were not, umm, ambiguous?

Is someone in this story supposed to look good because they all sound like assholes to me.

I don't get it. I've been clicking on that top map for like ten minutes now, trying to figure out what's most common for my region, only it keeps coming back "idiot".

I ain't your buddy, pal!

I can't even count how many times I've gotten drunk and ended up at McDonalds.

Sam Hinkie already exploited this loophole by using Create-a-Player for players like "Ronald Roberts," "Drew Gordon," and "Hollis Thompson"

"The player has an 79 overall rating, but Houston is getting a guy with one of those little 3 point symbols under him, so it seems like a fair trade. Now on to Jason with the weather. Jason".

The hell? Your comment reads something that was deciphered by Google translate.

You guys are both nuts.

I got ten bucks that says an 11-5 Seattle team loses to a 7-9 Saints team in the Superdome, and Gregggggg's head explodes from the football gods chortling.

So, would it be fair to say that this article has helped Darren Rovell's brand?

You hamburglar! You stole my joke!

"He's just trying to remember his glory days at Florida. That's why he got those allegations."

Reading about this guy's behavior always makes me Grimace.

Early indicator of CTE.