Fortunately for police, this story has a happy ending. The boy on the right was later charged.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Big deal. Texas Western won the NCAA championship playing 3/5 against 5.

Shouldn't it be 3/5?

Even if Locust Grove goes on to win the title, who cares? We won't hear from them again for another 17 years.

I wouldn't even have let Frederick Douglass into court.

Rovell: Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Timmy: Excitedly plays as Denver, loses.

Samer Kalaf: Hey, if the kid doesn't want to get beat, he should play defense

Goodell: I love the passion that the NFL brings out in fans and players alike.

"I cant breathe"

In Moore's defense, Kap really is a bitch-ass motherfucker.

Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Did he give the obligatory thumbs up to indicate to the crowd that he's okay?

NFL FINES NEWTON OVER BEATS ENDORSEMENT

Typical Cam Newton. If it wasn't "I" 277 it would've been "ME" 277.

There's probably better ways to do an impression of Ron Rivera play calling

How many times was he shot?

1. Aaron Rogers.