Ronald Roberts sounds like the name of a character that Dave Chappelle would do in white face.

Jesus: [Looks at roster]

In light of the beef with Young, Snoop added some security measures to his house, namely, a large white line 23' 9" away from the front door.

Snoop should just be thankful that it's just Nick Young, and that Vlade Divac isn't around to handle this beef the Serbian way - rubbing it in salt, various nitrates, as well as some hungarian paprika, before allowing it to cure in a basement. And then shooting it in the back of the head and bulldozing it in to a pit…

Laid back, with my mind on my turnover to assist ratio and my turnover to assist ratio on my mind.

Shots fired!

Nick Young shoots ... ain't nuthin' but a rim clang baby.

pretty sure the 't' is silent

Pretty sure the original comment was a joke and it just flew over your head

No, he meant pat. This isnt up for debate

Well shit. That's a cool guy. I'm a Mets fan. If they made the playoffs (ha) and I asked Matt Harvey the same thing he'd probably sleep with my girlfriend and shit on my front steps.

That's nice Tom, but Cardinals players buy EVERY fan's tickets.

"@nknapple yea man you got em, and I'll gladly go eat with you but you don't have to pat"

Police: We're charging you with possession of a quarter pound of weed.

Isn't this how you're supposed to cook pasta?

Just remember folks. Mustangs, Camaros, and Challengers are Pony Cars.

All of them, if Europeans on the internet are to be believed. Just the fact they don't roll over while parked in your driveway would be better handling than expected.

You cut out the money shot.

Hell, they barely allow fuel injection.

No Nascar doesn't allow that witchcraft.