He's got a Basketball Jones Fracture?

17-132, 34 pts, 6 reb, 4 ast.

We are in the process of collaboratively evaluating the most appropriate next steps with Kevin

I'm done with this sport. Of course I'm a Jets fan, so quitting football is kind of like quitting smoking, if cigs were non-addictive and made from dogshit instead of tobacco.

"Whatever they were using, these weren't toys you get at Walmart."

Here's the un-redacted statement from UFPD:

Geno Smith can only dream of being 6-11.

From: Chris Ambrose

... "it may be the simple Midwestern boy in me" indeed

I'm a Padres fan so hell yeah I'm jealous of the success the Cardinals have. Why these articles, jokes, and consistent nationwide fun-poking keeps happening is the unrelenting bullshit that Cardinals fans spew out over stuff that no one cares about.

Best Fans In Baseball

Prince had the best halftime show, this is not debatable.

"See, the reason I love JJ Watt is because JJ Watt has ghetto tendencies."

Nae Nae Watt

Prince's halftime show during the Colts-Bears Super Bowl was the greatest halftime show. He played Purple Rain in the FUCKING RAIN! And the silhouette of him playing his guitar looked like he had a giant penis (which he probably has, because he is Prince).

Those cheers you hear are from NFL execs celebrating the fact that they'll get a healthy Gurley who isn't run into the ground by Mark Richt trying to salvage another lost season.

Translation: "That boy took money that should go to his master."

Man, I hope Mayhem has Allstate.