This tournament has had nothing but garbage results thanks to garbage voters who wouldn't know good snacks from garbage. Thanks for being trash and wrong, everyone.

I know you're new here, Leslie, so you might not have known the rule with lists: the list isn't official unless you have "Getting hit by a car" next to last. Also, don't let Burke give you any feedback on lists. He'll just ruin your credibility.

To get to the other side?

Preferably a driver.

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

I enjoy how you call him a "millionaire baby" while glossing over the billionaire babies (read: the NFL) being petulant babies about it. But yes, let's all blame the player, as always.

Then he should have to pay the league mandated fine. The fine should not be escalating, which is the author's point.

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

Goldfish lost to Cheeze-Its?

Oh so much kissing. Especially when Joe Namath comes to watch

Kettle Chips over Salt and Vinegar? Who are you monsters?

"See, I told you"

They are thinking ahead, in a few years California WILL be an island

This is the real problem with MLS, not some silly fight about promotion/relegation. I hope that they are forced to implement true free agency as soon as next year. I also hope that an asteroid crashes into Yankee Stadium on NYCFC's opening day.

the New York Cosmos' announced strategy of bringing in good players from abroad but mainly focusing on finding and developing the best youth talent

I am not exactly sure how you made the logical leap to lump Red Bulls ownership in with the Yankees but I respect the fact that details and facts won't get in the way of your sweeping generalizations.