Who insisted on bringing in a fossilized Falcao while not letting any of the new acquisitions get any kind of run in and not recognizing the struggles of the suddenly pedestrian Hazard, Fabregas and Diego Costa?

I call it... TACO ISLAND!!!

I don’t know, my reaction was “AQTF isn’t that weird! [reads description] Well yeah, when you put it that way...”

Needs more potato vodkas

All of which is why it’s a good idea not to RT unsourced rumors during emergency situations. Imagine the panic and danger that would have ensued if a tweet claiming there were gunmen inside the stadium had gone viral.

You can see page views at the top of the article, next to the fire symbol.

At this point, Americans are evaluated relatively fairly in Europe. They are still seen as inferior to equivalent European or South American talents, and that’ll take decades more—and a few truly world-class players—to overcome.

I’m not looking for an argument, but do you think that just because of their current league positions? Arsenal look to be out of the Champions League even with 2 group games left, while Chelsea are probably through.

Really great article! My usual pattern is slightly different:

It’s higher in-game than in shootouts. This makes sense, because in-game it’s always the top 1 player taking it, compared to the top 5 in shootouts.

Enough for you to post on it! Thanks for adding to the pageviews, and therefore future coverage.

The french play call is so good on this.

This should be the rule, but it’s not. The rule says it has to be intentional, which is dumb.

Boy, Billy, it’s really good for your argument that Drogba has had a good time, since all the other big money Europeans past their prime have been dogshit in MLS. You might almost think that proves your entire article pointless.

Please show your work, thanks.

So, I’m going to preface this by saying I don’t believe in ghosts, but I’ve experienced one.

There’s two assumptions about Jay-Z and the rap genre in general expressed here that I’d like to take issue with:

This happens every year. Teams come in off preseason with a plan and fresh energy, then the international break and final player acquisitions and midweek games start and things start falling apart.

Thing is, from what I’ve heard Wenger already has that first one claimed.

The only correct answer is “Ahoy-hoy!”