Trust me, they know when a non-dishwasher item was washed in the dishwasher. They know.

Yep! And also to the star of Failure to Launch!

If anyone lives in NYC and loves oysters, do yourself a favor and visit Upstate on 1st ave at 5th street. Every single restaurant will tell you that they don't freeze their oysters, but Shane is the only guy who I think isn't lying. He'll show you around, they don't have freezers in the place. Plus they have a…

For statistical reasons, 18 year-olds don't show up on this chart.

Batman ('s Leukemia) Returns

The minimum to get your car out of the auto-slammer is $185, before your ticket, and if it isn't your car they demand it in cash. I don't quite get why paying cash to get a car not registered to you makes more sense than a credit card which, ideally, could be traced to you if you really weren't suppose to walk out…

I know you're making a real point, but I really like your last idea.

I also thought about Alex Baldwin

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If you want some real whacked stuff, you should check out the Gospel of Thomas:

This is so ridiculous. Unless this guy is 100 years old, he's never seen 4 of his top 10 box.

the Portuguese, who have shown the slightest bit of inconsistency through qualifying

The problem is that most humans who care about college sports legitimately blame Title IX for cuts to men's programs.

They don't have a chance to win, same as the United States. We'll see what happens, but nobody should be afraid of the paper tigers.

You had me at Pepe. Good one.

It is amazing to me that every year I agree with most voters on this site. Strengthens my faith in humanity.

Goddammit

Maybe this is a small thing for other people, but along with not discussing Haymitch's Games they also didn't discuss what happened in the first and second Quarter Quells. I thought that was one of the most memorable parts of the movie - and added to Haymitch's anxiety.

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I made one for the Thrashers: