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True, maybe late-era Mark McGwire is a better comparison.

Is there any other player in any other sport who by virtue of being the best at one single aspect of their sport, and below par at every other aspect, was still able to be talked about as one of the best in the world?

I actually think one of the best parts of this whole thing is that the Leicester player who got the penalty definitely dove for it - and then was the one to miss. As soon as that happened I was hoping for him to miss, and this was somehow even better.

Yes! Devil's Cellar is the best wine. I love their Malbec. $8.99

And that’s about the extent of it.

He's a beautiful, beautiful man and it's worth pointing out that Chelsea's best defense by goals allowed and +/- includes him in it.

The first bar isn't power, it's just height. Try lower.

How do you score? This is impossible. I'm only going to spend... 5 hours more on this, max.

a black baseball player could never be good enough to play major league baseball or professional basketball

Yeah, that's not Deadspin's fault, they're just hosting the video. It's owned by Fox Soccer. So maybe take your YouTube comments over to their site.

Yes, this was the worst of the low-hanging fruit. But it's all I got, people.

Pictured: Sarah Jessica Parker and a friend enjoy a girls' night out at the game.

I bet you loved this article

He shouldn't even be allowed to compete!

So mine is $0, unless you count whatever portion of my bar tab goes to cable.

The Joes are out of the picture. And by 'out of the picture,' I mean, 'out of this earth.'"

I like it too, but against Motherfucker? It's like if NC State was drawn against Indiana in the first round.

Shithead is vastly underrated as a swear word. It's the only word on this list that cuts deeply, but isn't offensive to any group of people.

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