a black baseball player could never be good enough to play major league baseball or professional basketball

Yeah, that's not Deadspin's fault, they're just hosting the video. It's owned by Fox Soccer. So maybe take your YouTube comments over to their site.

Yes, this was the worst of the low-hanging fruit. But it's all I got, people.

Pictured: Sarah Jessica Parker and a friend enjoy a girls' night out at the game.

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He shouldn't even be allowed to compete!

So mine is $0, unless you count whatever portion of my bar tab goes to cable.

The Joes are out of the picture. And by 'out of the picture,' I mean, 'out of this earth.'"

I like it too, but against Motherfucker? It's like if NC State was drawn against Indiana in the first round.

Shithead is vastly underrated as a swear word. It's the only word on this list that cuts deeply, but isn't offensive to any group of people.

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It's a shame we can't annotate the photo for this article, because you can actually see Drew Magary in the background, jumping off the roof.

Someone should buy up RedSoxStarbucksPumpkinAleMaybePossiblyIThink.com before he gets to it.

Nice one. Saturday is the one game I have to miss, and I'm pretty gutted about it. Should be amazing.

Welcome! Where's your seat?

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that moment represents the greatest disparity between how sexy you feel and how sexy you look

Huge missed opportunity for a Tebow reference right here.