Seriously, though, I would pay lots of money to see a mixed-team, 3-on-3 tournament during All-Star weekend.

It's purposeful misdirection by the defense: they're saying "Victim 2 would have countered McQueary's claims about what happened in the shower" when the prosecution says it doesn't matter what happened, what mattered was that a child abuse claim was reported, which should have led to investigations.

Empire FC and City FC

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Unfortunately I'm stuck on step 2, seeing as how I take public transportation in NY.

Perfect

If a politician ran on a platform of gassing puppies, nuking cities at random, and making it illegal to put your seat back on an airplane, I would immediately donate my life savings to get him elected.

JELLYFISH! KILLER JELLYFISH WILL SURROUND YOU WITH THEIR JELLY BODIES AND FILL YOUR ORIFICES WITH THEIR POISON JELLY TENTACLES.

That is terrifying

Actually I know it from a Gawker article!

The tip of a dog's penis expands into a bulb when it ejaculates to make sure that it stays inside long enough to inseminate (about 45 mins). Trust me, you take the homeless guy.

I really don't think Guidolin deserves it, either. He's had, what, his 7 best players sold away over the last 3 years and yet he still makes it into the top 3? He's a fantastic coach and there are dozens of teams who could actually use his talents for something other than overseeing a feeder club.

Well, at least now we all know what Gregg Easterbrook uses for his Kinja handle.

Great stuff. A little advice for people heading back to Manhattan on the 7 - if everyone is heading to the exits at once, don't feel the need to get on the express back. Between the line, waiting on the platform, and being crammed in with obnoxious people, I find the local is almost as fast and much nicer. Plus you…

"Even though I agree with most of your arguments, when it comes down to it they don't hold water."

Nice

So were you cheering for him to fail in the NFL?

Has there ever been someone people actively cheered against on their own team? Even Barry Bonds was grudgingly cheered for in SF as much as I can recall.

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