Courtney Stodden feasted upon a vegetarian hot dog while clad in a lettuce bikini...

Shot from Banff AB. -Steven Relf

Taken with a Sony Alpha77, Ottawa, Canada, Chateau Laurier

Got real lucky with my CPC 9.25 hooked up to my Nikon D7100. The result? This awesome shot! From Sagamore, MA

wow

My flag is of a parent throwing money at child while looking at an iPhone. It's the most accurate of flags.

"Cut his dick off"

Should have listened hands and arms inside should have listened hands and arms inside YO HO YO HO A FINGERLESS LIFE FOR ME

Nothing like shaming one to raise another! Why evolve when we can one up?

Of course not you fucking idiot.

Wow, Eric thanks for the kind words! I am driven by the great reception the vast majority have given this experiment here at Jalopnik. I have been extremely impressed with how well the Jalop/Gawker crew have been when it comes to helping me out through getting this whole enterprise up and running. Matt Hardigree in…

EyeBuyDirect.com. Great prices, frequent promo codes, awesome selection. I've been a customer for a couple of years.

So, its Top Gun for the Cialis set? Creepy.

It's less about making themselves feel good by winning, than it is making themselves feel better by making someone else feel worse.

Fixed it for you:

OH, I didn't notice the watch there. Could I get the time or at least crush a few walnuts for me!!

"what I am saying is that if I have a daughter and she gets married, she is no longer in my family. "