You're dumb.

And everyone employed there quickly finds gainful employment elsewhere.

QUOTE | "I'm confident we will, over time, increase the number of categories that we go after in our design to be the number one social gaming company in the world."—Clive Downie, COO of Zynga, on how the company plans to use NaturalMotion technology in future games.

He's usually in New York...

Do you think I came here to read? Do you, Owen?

That's fine. I only read half of your comment.

"Tonight on Top Gear X: Richard takes a look at the new White Cat hovercar, James visits Dr. Clash to talk about plasma engines, and I take the Astro Robin for a spin to try and get across Mute City in the fastest possible time."

313 hours isn't much more impressive.

I'm neither talking shit nor have I played MGQ3.

Yeah, wow. Look at all those "ads." The top right box is replaced by the button to launch Freedom Cry if you own it, and I've not seen any Uplay popups you mentioned since first unlocking all my extra content. Single Player is the default choice, with just an A/X press to advance. Not sure I see what your issue is.

I understand this isn't saying much, but A Good Day to Die Hard was a lot better than Live Free or Die Hard.

I can have such a thing?

Thats all you need to see.

Only the cream of the Dregs here on Deadspin. It's the bottom of the barrel.

Yes but would you clean them up? Nooo, you'd leave them out all over the floor and then Mom would step on them and say bad words and sell them all at the next garage sale. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

@LaComtesse: Good point.