Oh man, she could get angry at me anytime.

Good parent gold star.

The third Jak and Daxter had the best system I've come across. You would have a small disc pop out and go under you. Then you hovered around and could travel quickly. I've waited so long for that to come back.

I cannot wait to play this game for real.

I'm no Satan but I enjoyed it.

We all got problems, some are just weirder and stupider.

haha, did you read the article?

you are the spawn of satan

I imagine their bottle of rum is the hardest to swallow.

Yes he did.

I hate to do this but I have to.

You are an asshole. That is all.

They aren't launching it, it's a beta.

This is what happens when your credit rating gets downgraded.

"Barack Obama has invited you to play Candy Crush Saga"

That escalated quickly.

They might put an o in there somewhere though.

This is a neat machine, but really? This seems like a pretty stupid waste of money and a giant slow moving target.

I cried.

This makes zero sense.