I can’t imagine a more suitable resume for the job.

Aww yes... Time for the old VW, vs new VW strategy.

Does the Chrysler 300 suffice?

Let’s make an exception for this one. It’s too good to pass up!

Except that’s bullshit, and everyone involved knows it. I used to work for a medical organization, and had a LOT of Doctor’s pull the same crap. “I don’t know how to fix it! The Internet is down! DO YOUR JOB.”

This is a common practice with bosses who are less than adequate. They figure that with your sales numbers you might get too big for your britches and do something unreasonable like asking for a raise. They assume that belittling you in front of the staff will keep you in your place. This philosophy is strictly from…

Nearly every company Ive ever worked for rewarded the lazy and crapped on the people that did the actual work. For instance, I had a boss tell me that I was a lazy, worthless employee that never did anything. (this was during a company wide meeting with every employee). I gladly spit out the sales numbers for the last…

That’s clever! I certainly wouldn’t expect a truck like that to be hauling anything but the usual:

I’d take a solid MIS degree with a focus on business finance and learn programming on my own time to maximize opportunities across any potential employers. That’s what I did 20 years ago and it worked out pretty well. Having a business degree and the ability to understand how technology works opens a lot of doors.

I could go on for days. So, I was the Sr. Engineer for a law firm, and the IT director had recently been hired by the CEO. He was a friend’s son (yet still in his early 50’s) who’d never worked in IT, and he decided on day one to fire the 20+ year administrator. I found out when I walked in the door that he’d been…

Unfettered access to all Active Directory accounts, and the ability to wipe any and all organization owned devices remotely.

I would just like to preempt any comments from any of my users with an innocent little reminder that I have full and unfettered access to your Active Directory account, and by extension, your entire reason to be.*

I usually find mine in the trunk when it’s raining. I’m pretty smart.

I wonder what his tire pressure was.

That was great. But way too short :(

I see you did nothing illegal at all. Do you have any ID I can see?

Kind of bothered me that they asked to see his ID after it was obvious they had no reason to be at his residence.

I thought it might be amphibious