“We’re home.”

When does a deadspin writer kick the bucket? would really be a plot twist IMO.

They broke the rules they should have known better. As a former soldier I cannot support them. If they where white male soldiers using a Nazi style salute this very website would scream and demand they face punishment.

I would eradicate my entire bloodline to get Piana on the Chapo Trap House podcast.

Who’s to say that he would be taking on an incendiary tone?

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

“Maricopa County”

I really enjoy the content, but there doesn’t seem to be any quality control. Is there any review process before anything is posted?

You’ll get nothing and like it

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

Well that’s great and all, but I’d rather have her cabinet bet 100% comprised of the best people for the respective jobs, regardless of race, sex or any other consideration.

Come on Jez! We can do this! Hillary would make half her cabinet women....and she’s a feminist....and this is a feminist website...so this is a GOOD THING! Yay! Go Hillary!

-Newspaper headline in Philadelphia, 1933-present

I can’t say that I thought hilarious was a great word choice.

God, it’s like the sun got real sweaty and developed gin blossoms.

“He got hit by his own guys. A first ballot guy needs to show better field awareness."

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I like how you judge others based on the type of insults they use. That’s rich!

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

Best Klans In Baseball!