This was horrible. I mean these fans were having a good time minding their own business, when all of a sudden a bunch of strangers barge in invading their space, trying to force their beliefs on them, calling them names and leaving the fans feeling totally denigrated and completely attacked.... wait...

/pushes dumpster into the middle of the comments section

NFL RUMOR ALERT: Rex Ryan pushing extremely hard to land Ryan Tannehill.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

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Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

Looks like Riley Cooper climbed that fence after all.

Whats WIP?

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

I was going to go with three.

Can't stop laughing at Jim Nance's slo-mo "nyuuuuuuuuu"

Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.

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They should suspend him without pay.

CBS didn't pull it because of Rihanna. They pulled it because of Don Cheadle (a.k.a. War Machine).

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

"Hey guys, have you ever wondered whether this form of hyper-aggressive masculinity that defines the NFL is having a negative impact on society as a whole?"

So you can't switch him for another player?

She should have held up his rap sheet and asked the cocktard to read it.

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.