This did not happen

Once I went on the eldritch website twitter dot com and typed the words Dady Soyle Dady Soyle Dady Soyle and now my mentions are filled with her spamming me every four minutes until her prescription gets refilled

Zoe didn’t know how to use a computer so he magnanimously helped her despite the number of spoons that emotional labor probably cost him

Noah Berlatsky is gonna take at least one unsuspecting OKCupid date to this and have a hilariously hint filled conversation on their way out.

Lol at Ross Douthat writing about women after the “chunky Reese Witherspoon” passages in his dopey book

You sound like an aggrieved fat nerd who enjoys video gameing

Oh wow I hope all these fat nerds can find a way to keep pretending they’re libertine post-war Europeans while they make each other miserable

To be fair, Lindy West is awful

Who fucking cares

Miyazaki fi;ms are fucking BORING. They drag endlessly and make no sense, and Spiritied Away is the worst of the bunch.

Albert I seriously remember when you used to write good articles about interesting things back before that deranged thing about a cartoon bird gave you brain worms

Old man yells at cloud

Rachel Dolezal rules and I want to marry her

Glad to see you’re joining Lindy West in thinking anyone cares about movies for toddlers that made you cry.

She is every Hillary Clinton deadeye who is Extremely Online

Sam I see your primary literary reference is still The Wonkette Style Guide

The show really captured the people who freaked out the loudest about the election: affluent white people whose lives will be almost entirely unaffected

God Queens of the Stone Age is so fucking boring. I keep waiting for them to get loud.

Never before has a title of a book posed question that can be answered simply by turning it around to see the back cover

The solution to all these is to stop being such neurotic losers who enable the other losers in your life